green poop!

The other day Lucas decided that he was going to use the potty.  During this event (yes it is an event because Lucas doesn't use the potty unless he wants to, though bribery sometimes works) he informs us from the bathroom that he had a "green monster poop on his bottom".  Seconds later he informs us that he got it off, but now it is on his hands.  Yes, it was in fact on his hands, but I don't want to put much though into how it got that way.